Posts

Showing posts from November, 2005

My Cat Swallowed Viagra

Image
Cats accidentally swallow all kinds of things. Mine once swallowed Viagra.

It all started when my best friend Charlotte's boyfriend: Earl, enlisted me for some advice as to what to buy her for Christmas. Since Charlotte and I have been friends since childhood, he was under the impression I could somehow manifest the perfect present that eludes his tiny male mind. Yes I'm the "Girlfriend Whisper," apparently. (Perhaps there is some truth there.) This particular day, I was having none of it, and when he asked, "What do I get her Liv? Come on! Help me!" I jokingly suggested he try surrendering his sexual freewill to her by buying a bottle of Viagra, and include a note saying that he would take it when ever she wants. I expected him to laugh at the idea of being emasculated of his manhood, and say "Seriously... you're such a feminist!", like he always does, but he didn't.

In fact, he didn't take it as a joke at all, and the next night I …