Want to make a quick $250?

Want to make a quick $250?

Go to Well Fargo online, take about 5 minutes to fill out an application and open a checking account with $25. Use the debit card 10 times and they'll give you $250. (Go to the gas station and put a $1 in 10 times, etc.) Then simply close the account and withdraw the money.

Here's the link: https://www.wellsfargo.com/jump/checking/prospect-offer

Easy peasy.

Don't say I never gave you anything. ;)

Update 3/11: Apparently, the link is now dead. Good going for all those who got it.

The Monster of Twisted Fate

I am the monster you seek.
I am the heathen they say
I'm the one who makes them shriek
I'm the shame you wish to slay.

I am disgusting and grosse
I make you nervous and cringe.
One kiss is a lethal dose.
I'm the mistake, your infringe.

I impregnate you with fear.
Our fruit manifests the lie.
Hypocrisy's souvenir:
My prison of your far cries.

Through bars my hand reaches out.
One last time I close my eyes.
I hope your hand comes about.
Anguished, this does not arise.

I am the monster you fear.
I am the monster you hate.
I'm love when pride interferes.
The monster of twisted fate.

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